First off, to all the evil, fat-shaming haters out there who criticized Sel’s body for being too curvy um … there’s not an ounce of fat on her in “Hands To Myself.” She looks better than any supermodel and you should be ashamed of yourselves. Did you see her butt in the opening sequence? Wow, I wish my butt looked like that! Plus, how amazing does she look with bangs? Not everyone can do that, remember Courteney Cox‘s bangs in Scream 3? I digress.
Let’s forget about her gorgeousness for a moment and talk about the video itself. I love that it’s about a stalker in the Hollywood Hills, how perfect. I’m sure Selena has had her share of those but without giving away anything … I love the twists and turns and that ending? Perfect! Selena has been growing up before our very eyes since Wizards of Waverly Place ended in 2012 and BAM, she’s now a grown woman! This video showcases her acting, singing and her hard work in the gym –touché Selena!
But this wouldn’t be a complete review without giving a nod to her outrageously sexy co-star, Christopher Mason. Thank you Selena for uncovering this Hollywood gem and bringing Chris into our lives. It’s like if Brad Pitt and Chris Hemsworth had a baby … total perfection. His abs, his hair, his chiseled jaw, just all the more reason why we have this on repeat. Can we get Chris wrapped and put under our tree this Christmas, please?!
Bottom line, this is Selena’s sexist video yet — talk about ending 2015 with a bang. We hope all the guys out there that broke Selena’s heart, ahem Justin Bieber, watch this video and weep!
HollywoodLifers, what do you think of the “Hands To Myself” music video? Sound off below!
